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Our weapons of mass destruction.
This LATCHKEY STANDARD premium tee is for the generation that knew the real childhood threats were not on the news. They were hiding in the grass, stuck to your socks, waiting in the yard, and somehow always sharp enough to ruin a perfectly good barefoot sprint.
The design features a vintage-inspired grassbur and sweetgum seed graphic with retro lettering, outdoor kid chaos, and the kind of neighborhood hazard only analog childhood could produce. Printed on a premium garment-dyed tee with a soft, broken-in feel.
• Premium garment-dyed tee
• Soft, broken-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Vintage-inspired grassbur and sweetgum graphic
• Great for Gen-X, Xennials, latchkey kids, and 80s/90s nostalgia lovers
• Designed by LATCHKEY STANDARD
Our Weapons of Mass Destruction Premium Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
$34.95
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$34.95
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This LATCHKEY STANDARD premium tee is for the generation that knew the real childhood threats were not on the news. They were hiding in the grass, stuck to your socks, waiting in the yard, and somehow always sharp enough to ruin a perfectly good barefoot sprint.
The design features a vintage-inspired grassbur and sweetgum seed graphic with retro lettering, outdoor kid chaos, and the kind of neighborhood hazard only analog childhood could produce. Printed on a premium garment-dyed tee with a soft, broken-in feel.
• Premium garment-dyed tee
• Soft, broken-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Vintage-inspired grassbur and sweetgum graphic
• Great for Gen-X, Xennials, latchkey kids, and 80s/90s nostalgia lovers
• Designed by LATCHKEY STANDARD