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Not today, Satan. Not before coffee, not after work, not during errands, not ever.
This LATCHKEY STANDARD tee brings bold retro attitude with a vintage Americana look and classic Gen-X sarcasm. It’s for the ones who have seen enough nonsense to know when to shut it down early.
The design features worn-in lettering, muted red and blue accents, and an old-school graphic style that feels vintage without trying too hard.
Printed on a soft Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee with a comfortable everyday fit.
• Soft combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight feel with everyday comfort
• Unisex fit
• Vintage-inspired statement graphic
• Great for Gen-X, Xennials, latchkey kids, and 80s kids
• Designed by LATCHKEY STANDARD
Not Today Satan Gen-X T-Shirt
$19.99
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$19.99
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This LATCHKEY STANDARD tee brings bold retro attitude with a vintage Americana look and classic Gen-X sarcasm. It’s for the ones who have seen enough nonsense to know when to shut it down early.
The design features worn-in lettering, muted red and blue accents, and an old-school graphic style that feels vintage without trying too hard.
Printed on a soft Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee with a comfortable everyday fit.
• Soft combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight feel with everyday comfort
• Unisex fit
• Vintage-inspired statement graphic
• Great for Gen-X, Xennials, latchkey kids, and 80s kids
• Designed by LATCHKEY STANDARD
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |